heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 

(via sarcasmed)

awkwardvagina:

if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry 

(Source: awkwardvagina, via stabs)

ciggers:

i only succeed in failing 

(via lonley)

artichokehold:

cows write about their secrets in a dairy

(via sarcasmed)

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via crystallized-teardrops)